Slow-ism

Slowism is the frontrunner formula of the day. Slowism can take us to places. Slowism is all we need today.

Slowism means doing things slowly. The joy of work comes from Slowism. The fruit of hard work can be realized only through Slowism. The satisfaction, the happiness, the intense pleasure is nothing but Slowism. The success as it is called is only possible when we start slowly adopting Slowism.

Gone are the days when fast can do wonders.  People having religion as fastism will be jumping like monkeys without tails. Forecast says that Slow people will hunt down every fast one on the earth slowly and slowly.

So when you read this post, you should read every line slowly and slowly. See, again you jumped to the next line, You fasto-maniac! What this fast-fetishism is doing to young people is seriously worrying. Have you seen old people? Why do you think do they work slowly? You thought they are not fast enough, You ignorant fast-fool! They have got a life time of experiences which tells them which is the way for living a good life.

People talk about rat race. But come on, race is meant for rats. Race turns man into a rat. Sluggishness fits for the man. Just think about freedom to experience and enjoy your tardiness, feeling movement of your body parts, breathing and all the funny things going on inside you. Just think about when you catch hold of your dreams and imaginations while sitting idle. Just think about when you become so slow that signal from your brain is taking minutes to reach to your limbs and before it does, you can play with it. Just think about when you peddle your cycle so slow that it is about to fall but still manage to ride on. Think about joy in all that. Can you get it otherwise?

In today’s action movies, they show you scenes by playing them so slowly that you can see the reaction on skin of villain’s face when hero punches him, you can also see when pieces of glasses are going just above the hero’s bent body very slowly. In old hit movies, how beautifully heroine used to come to hero slowly and slowly and put her head onto his shoulder and sing the song slowly and peacefully. By doing it slowly, it was love. Otherwise, it is all sex and dhokha. If you are fast, you can not love. The word LOVE itself means slow love. There is no such thing called fast love.

Machine can work fast. But man is not a machine. That’s why man has slowly made the machine so that he can work slowly and machine can work fast. People blame those people who work slow. I do not understand. Are bhai, they are working in the most humanely possible way.

Please allow me to say that lazily brilliant people will take away the trophy. Slow and lazy will win the race.